Little Waltham Cricket Club 1st XI squad

1st XI 1st XI

Captain : Fahran Mahmood

Vice Captain : James Clark

Hit a really big six over at Ecko in 2008 and showed lots of potential in his innings. Then claimed it was bigger than Colm's six in same match. Showed lots of naivety in that statement. Will be hoping for big things in 2009.
Philip Baxter
The bald leader is a destructive middle order batsmen. Has recently stepped into the fashion world selling top of the range trucking caps around the village. Very good at excuses, not good at remembering people's names
GRAHAM Boutilier
Boo is a club legend having been a destructive player for many a year. His matches are more limited nowadays but still shows his destructive batting when he does play.
Pat Clark
Bowls his overs quicker than anyone else in the club. Never changes his field. Fine all rounder.
David Coyle
Dave is possibly the most annoying human being that Gurn's had met before Farmer Boy, although this is yet to be confirmed. Dave is the worst General Naanedge player in the world and he once got caught at leg slip by a girl. On Tuesdays, Dave will only eat purple skittles. Looks like Susan Boyle and Harry Potter's love child. Never buys jugs
James Coyle
JC is the best left-handed batsman in his Family, and a far nicer human being than his brother. He likes scoring runs and tracking Gurns in the Howeson game.
Neil Davidson
Neil is a fool, although he has the talent and ability to succeed, should his head be in the right place. At the moment it is sat atop his shoulders. Neil likes banter!
Dan Fell
Dan is Mr. Average! Actually he's a bit better than that but his primary concern is preserving his batting average with plenty of not outs! An unfeared 2nd change bowler as well, all he needs to work on now is his fielding which is how you say.............above average!
Mark Gurney
Gurns likes sitting down and swearing. Was once described as the best bowler in the league by a very drunk man in The Cave. Likes apples
LLOYD Hariram
Lloyd is the club professional in every sense, other than getting paid to play! A very pretty and technically correct batsman, he should score 100s every week but doesn't! Lloyd has developed his bowling in recent years so he can now open the batting and bowling and get better value from his match fee!
Pat Howeson
Tap is really long! And he likes long-sleeved football shirts!
Ben Milburn
Milbs has got bags of ability. A talented middle order batsmen who has shown gilmpses of his class over the past few seasons. Is working hard to become new chauffer to Gurns. Good lad who will score shed loads of runs for the club
Afzaal Nasir
Affa has enjoyed a good debut season at Waltham. The hard hitting batsman and very capable leg spinner has been an excellent addition to the side. His fielding is superb and he has much bigger guns than either Waqaaaas or Faharn. Has also excelled in his role as official chauffer to Joel.
Bilal Nasir
Plays the ball later than often seems possible. A classy player who always very politely takes his cap off to the ball when fielding. A great addition to the club.
Matt Ruffell
From the village, enough said.
Joel Sample
Guts is a mainstay of the queue at the local Subway, often in the pursuit of extra beef! As a cricketer, he (says he) bats, bowls, fields and is willing to impart his knowledge to the colts section of the club (Lucky them)! Joel has more friends on facebook than there are blades of grass on the outfield.
Mike Williams
Opening bowler who hates being hit for runs and loves a maiden over as much as a wicket. Former first team captain and official presenter off all Punky Cups.
Performance history