Dave is possibly the most annoying human being that Gurn's had met before Farmer Boy, although this is yet to be confirmed. Dave is the worst General Naanedge player in the world and he once got caught at leg slip by a girl. On Tuesdays, Dave will only eat purple skittles. Looks like Susan Boyle and Harry Potter's love child. Never buys jugs

Neil is a fool, although he has the talent and ability to succeed, should his head be in the right place. At the moment it is sat atop his shoulders. Neil likes banter!

Be very scared if bowling to him or facing his bowling, the bloke is just dangerous!

Soapy used to be the captain and wicket keeper for the 2nd XI! After losing his place in the team to AA, he has now gone into hibernation and no-one knows when he will wake.

Milbs has got bags of ability. A talented middle order batsmen who has shown gilmpses of his class over the past few seasons. Is working hard to become new chauffer to Gurns. Good lad who will score shed loads of runs for the club

Guts is a mainstay of the queue at the local Subway, often in the pursuit of extra beef! As a cricketer, he (says he) bats, bowls, fields and is willing to impart his knowledge to the colts section of the club (Lucky them)! Joel has more friends on facebook than there are blades of grass on the outfield.